Hey Tribe!
I have one gist for you. Just promise you won't laugh at me. Ok?

So, I came across a post online and someone said people should post comments of their most embarrassing moments. 

I read lots of comments that made me laugh really hard. There were comments ranging from flying wigs on a motorbike to emergency running stomach In the most awkward places.

One very funny comment that caught my attention was from a lady. She wrote that one loverboy who was always at her bus stop whenever she was coming from work but she wouldn't give him a listening ear. One day, on her way from work, as usual, Mr loverboy was there, and immediately he sighted her he got out of his car and started begging for just a little of her time to talk. She flipped her hair in his face and walked away. She had just cat walked a few steps when the weather suddenly changed. It was first a few raindrops then a mighty downpour all within a split second. In that heavy downpour, Mr lover of drove to where she was, wind down, and yelled at her "you see your life, and I be wan help you o" he wind up and speed off leaving her to struggle her way home in the rain.

Her narration just made me remember my days at the University. I too had one loverboy who was really In love with me or so I thought. He will call me first thing in the morning to find out how I slept and also be there at the junction to my house to walk me home in the evenings; I usually got back late because I had to stay back for stage rehearsals (Theatre Arts things) and to be honest I was liking all the attention ( please don't blame me, nigga had rhymes and I'm a helpless romantic like that).

This continued for a while and one day my big mouth put me in trouble (I know better now).
 I asked Mr loverboy how long he intends to keep doing this instead of using his time to focus on his studies and the reason his parents sent him to school and not wasting his time with a girl.

Mr loverboy changed his lyrics and went from 0 to 100 real quick. 
He started teasing me. He told me I wasn't even beautiful and that I had a flat chest and a flat behind, that if anyone wanted to run their hand through my body there would be no obstacle on the way. He said my legs were too tiny and while other people were having left and right leg, mine was two left legs. He told me my dress sense was a minus with my jeans skirt and buttoned shirt to the neck. O Lord!

I promise this picture was before Uni

Ah! My chest! The teasing was so much that I was too stoned to move. I finally found my feet and started walking away. I had moved a few feet and decided to see if he was watching me (especially having my flat behind in mind), and there he was laughing at me. 

I turned to continue my "walk of shame" home when my tiny legs gave up on me. My dear Seme Tribe, I fell! 

Oh, Lord! I fell facedown. I don't even know what happened again but at least loverboy came to help me up but not without him giving me some more teasing. 

I don't know how I managed to get home that day. Of course, I  immediately went straight to bed to sleep away my sorrows.

His call came up the following morning as usual but to find out if I was able to wake up from all the previous day teasing. chai! What evils!
I just warned him not to call me ever again. 

We still remained friends for some times but I guess it just fizzled in the wind after a while.

This whole narration is making my chest pain me from all the teasing. As a matter of fact, I'm going to search him up online and give him a dose of his medicine too. 

Seme Tribe I am coming back to give you the gist.
Don't go away

Share your embarrassing moments with us in the comment section.

Have a good laugh Tuesday.

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special birthday shout to my amazing make up artist and photographer responsible for all my beautiful pictures. God bless you abundantly BeautybyChristine

© Rachel Jesuseme


  1. Hahahahahahaha. I'm so sorry, but I just had to laugh. That guy mouth sha.... Both scenarios were really hilarious

  2. Hahahaha....mine was when my baby(Akorede) who was on my back removed my wig from my head at CMS. My God those conductors and drivers laughed at me like tomorrow no dey...but who send? We move. Lol!

    1. Hahahahahahaha. I can imagine. So how did you feel when picking up the wig and wearing it back?? Your baby is a legend

    2. Oh dear! What an experienceπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  3. Hahahahaha
    Please don't let me urinate on my body because of laughter.
    But wait o, that you school lover is a very wicked person.
    What kind of arrogance and insolence is that?
    If he is sure you are flat why was he following you up and down like fly follow shit?
    Please when you find him let me know so that I can also add small insult to the one you will drop!

    1. Imagine! I am still looking for himπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  4. Ehm..sorry madame, am looking for d lady on weave in that pic, her music lecturer said I should call her... πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️

    1. I absolutely have no words for you SuccessπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. The flat chest and behind beautified your whole body as at them, even me I was afraid to approach you, and tell you how beautiful sexy you look❤️πŸ’‹πŸ’–

  6. The flat chest and behind beautified your whole body as at them, even me I was afraid to approach you, and tell you how beautiful sexy you look❤️πŸ’‹πŸ’–

  7. Abeg if u see dat guy now let me know, his warrant of arrest has already be signed for bad mouth n being blind. πŸ‘€


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